here it comes, steel yourself. I don’t like the John Lewis advertisement on television. There I’ve said it. The cat is out of the bag. The Smith’s cover, doesn’t cut it on any level. Don’t mess with perfection.
And then there’s the pretence, that any child would wake up and ignore their gifts in favour of mum and dad. It’s not going to happen, and you know in reality he smells of wee. So for all the parents who have little normal kids who go wild, rip open the wrapping and ignore them – congratulations for raising normal kids.