1. Blues look different depending on how/who photographs them.
2. Brides who have great ideas to make little favours invariably wish they hadn’t.
3. Cakes need dowels for support. I understand this but will never attempt it.
4. Florists like to photograph their work. The flower porn of the future. My partner in crime.
5. Whatever design one comes up with, there will be some form of spanner.
6. I can’t buy some of this stuff so I grow it at home.