Would Mary be excited by this? Would Paul bemoan the spillage? Would I care? Hell no. Gorgeous and messy.
What is it? Pear and plum crumble. With a super exciting topping care of breakfast sprinkle. Crunchy and chewy. And custard, cheap out of a tin.
And of the bakeoff – please don’t ever make me eat one of those fondant things. Scary icing and my teeth hurt just looking at it.